"The Winter Makes People Lose Brain Cells"

If you know me, you know I'm a blog junkie. This story has been all over the blogs for a couple days but this one had me scratching my head:

Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen. Police reports indicated the vehicle was previously stolen out of Lapeer, about 50 miles north-northwest of Detroit.
The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail.

Really? This is why you don't use drugs because it ruins your brain cells. First, Whitney wants receipts for her crack now someone wants to charge their rocks. How does that comes up on your bill? Street pharmicist North and Penn?
(I don't curse but this picture was fitting?)